They're Baaaack...

Congress is once again set to screw things up as much as possible. After perusing the list of bills and amendments introduced on the first day, there can only be one conclusion: We're doomed.

H.J.RES.5 : Proposing an amendment to the Constitution of the United States to repeal the twenty-second article of amendment, thereby removing the limitation on the number of terms an individual may serve as President.

...Lord Obama for LIFE!

H.R.37 : To establish a systematic mortgage modification program at the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation, and for other purposes

...The Democratic Party's Victim Creation Act of 2009

H.R.58 : To promote green schools.

...Because our education system isn't broken, it's just not the right color.

S. 38 : A bill to establish a United States Boxing Commission to administer the Act, and for other purposes. Sponsor: John McCain

...When I grow up I either want to be President OR a boxing promoter!

H.R.59 : To secure the Federal voting rights of certain qualified ex-offenders who have served their sentences.

...Democrats looking to restock on voters.

H.RES.19 : Amending the Rules of the House of Representatives to encourage bipartisan amendments. Cosponsors (None)

...No one willing to cosponsor bipartisanship. heh.

H.R.87 : To amend the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 to allow taxpayers to make contributions to the Federal Government on their income tax returns.

...Pay up Liberals. From each according to his ability.